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No need for any of that here.

Also I hope you're not offended by anything I post. If you are, please take your shenanigans elsewhere.

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30 November 09

Weezer- Only In Dreams(Live)

Posted: 11:31 PM

We've just lot the world to a hungry hoard of hyenas.

I just got a call from an automated sex-line asking if I wanted to talk to the hottest girls in the world, and get some action.

On another note, I’m loving this control I have going on.

29 November 09

Conspiracy of the month.

This whole E-Coli scare is highly incredulous. They didn’t test the water until yesterday, and it’s supposedly been there since Wednesday so we’ve been drinking the water since then. It also just so happens that this all happend during the weekend of Black Friday. The stores were flooded with people buying their shelves of bottled water… connection? Spooky.

I’m just being paranoid.

Posted: 10:18 PM

Weezer Ft. Sara Bareilles
- (If You’re Wondering If I Want You To) I Want You To

Posted: 9:46 PM

I wish you would take my radio to bathe with you, plugged in and ready to fall.

I find it frustrating that can I give advice, but I can’t find the words to solve my own problems.

Posted: 7:16 PM
How stupid is it? I can’t talk about it
I gotta sing about it and make a record of my heart
How stupid is it? Won’t you give me a minute
Just come up to me and say hello to my heart
How stupid is it?
For all I know you want me too
And maybe you just don’t know what to do
Or maybe you’re scared to say: I’m falling for you
Weezer- El Scorcho
Posted: 8:56 AM

Everything in my body hurts like hell, especially that thumpy thing around the ribs.

“Well I’m writing things post because all my plans caved in tonight.

I just ate a box of jujubes. I’m super tired, but I don’t want to go to sleep yet. My feet and legs are dying. I feel like I’m rambling… nodding off. At the moment it’s 11:44, I’ve had this window open since 9 I think or so, trying to figure out what to put in here. I have a song of the week this week I might post, but I feel like people wouldn’t understand it. Not that it’s in a different language or anything.

Everyday at work I hum songs in my head. I also think of possible movie plots, among other things. Pushing carts sucks. I hope I get fired or something, or I’ll just quit after the Holidays. At work I ran into this girl I had a giant crush on last year, needless to say she was looking good.

Some creepy guy asked me if I was having trouble hearing, and that it’s all the thoughts going on at once. I’m depressed way too often.

The root of my mood is going be unnamed, but it’s ridiculous and I….”

This was from last night I forgot to publish it.

26 November 09

Merry Christmas.

I’ve realized my new hobby. I enjoy surfing on the carts at work. Also some creepy guy checked me out, then another lady offered me gloves because she thought I was cold… little did she know I’m a werewolf, and I have an extreme body temperature.

It’s super rainy outside and it’s my only day off this week, tomorrow I must wake up crazy early.

One of these days.

Did anyone else think it was funny that those kinds in Harry Potter said “Happy Christmas,”? I did.

Anywho, I’m going to fast for the rest of the day, then eat a bunch of yummy deliciousness at the table.

Posted: 1:53 PM
( via fuckyeahscrubs)
CLASSIC.

( via fuckyeahscrubs)

CLASSIC.

Reblogged: fuckyeahscrubs

24 November 09

What happend to the good old days when appologzing actually meant something.

  • Me: Sorry.
  • Dad: I oughta whoop your ass, but I'm going to eat this sandwich instead.
Themed by Hunson. Originally by Josh